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Sunday, March 2, 2014

Internet Love Jokes - facebook share

Internet Love Jokes - facebook share


Girl to Dad :

Dad I am in love with a boy who is away from me.
I am in India , and he live in UK
We met on a dating website, 
became friends on facebook and long chats on whatsapp , 
proposed to each other on skype
And now we have 2 months of relationship through viber.
I need your blessing and good wishes daddy

Dad said : Wow ! Really !! 
Then get married on twitter , have fun online. 
Buy your kids on e-bay , send them through gmail 
and if you are fed up with your husband .... 
Sell him on OLX...





Wednesday, July 24, 2013

This is BUSINESS

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of
my choice.

Son: No.

Dad: The girl is Bill
Gates'daughter.

Son: Then ok.

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates...

Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry
my son.

Bill Gates: No.

Dad: My son is d CEO of the World
Bank.

Bill Gates: Then ok.

Dad goes 2 the President of the
World Bank...

Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of
ur bank.

President: No.

Dad: He is the son-in-lawof Bill
Gates.

President: Then ok.

This is BUSINESS...

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